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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:16

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

What legal actions can be taken if a neighbor's unleashed dog causes harm or injury?

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

Why does Christianity push reconciliation after a partner cheats? Mine had a 7-year affair with someone half my age. He cheated and lied. He is not the same to me.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Do the British people realize how much American people absolutely despise them?

Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why are people saying that Trump is fat when he is an athletic 6 foot 3 and 215 pounds?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

First look at Battlefield 6 campaign leaks from latest test - Video Games Chronicle

They put up a sign reading

No way

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How do I get rid of a cold in 1 day?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

SpaceX launches 500th orbital Falcon rocket on 15th anniversary of the Falcon 9 - Spaceflight Now

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

Why did my 2001 4.6 liter Mustang GT V8 make "only" 260 HP while today's base Dodge 3.6 liter V6 churns out almost 300 HP? Both benefit from fuel injection and ECUs.

Then came..

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

Summer Game Fest releases hype trailer ahead of weekend of reveals - Eurogamer

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

Have you ever been humiliated in front of a group of girls and enjoyed it?

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics